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Monday, June 8, 2009

Crazy Ass 48 hours...

Funny how the technology of FaceBook/Twitter can really tell ur life story(ies). I guarantee that in tn the near future, someone's gonna release a memoir consisting entirely of status updates... and it WILL be a NY Times BestSeller.

6/6/09 @ 12:58 am
JReezy
Just came from a party feat. 2girls making out, 3 couples gettin it under the stairs, 2dudes kissing, and 6dudes playin drunkn basketball tryin 2 do the most. Freakin white people...

Yeah so wut can i say? it was a suburbia party me and my HS friends went to... since we graduated we haven't really partied all that much. oh how the white people continue to perplex me.

6/6/09 @ 12:58 am
JReezy
Really really really wants 2 blog about the car crash he just witnessed.... then helped out with in order 2 balance his karma... but realized he 4got his laptop charger at his parents house... rendering his comp. useless... FML.

So yea... on my way back home I witnessed a accident. This red Acura swerved to the last lane, only to realize that it wasn't his exit. He made a sharp-ass turn right into the next car, which toppled over twice. Seatbelt saved that dude's life. So now you know... and KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!!!!

6/8/09 @ 12:58 am
JReezy
is on the train back home. A CrazyBlackMan stands at the front of the car rambling n Spanglish. He walks forward.. bypass 2 different pairs of empty seats n order 2 take the 1 next to mine. He pops both his fake eyeballs out, holds them in his mouth n order 2 rub his EmptyEyeSockets... He pops them back in n continues rambling n Spanglish as everyone tries their best 2 ignore him. He's sitting on my iPod. FML.



ummm... that post pretty much says it. Guy kinda look like that. It happened on the way back from LA after I scoopd up my charger from my dad. iPod's ok tho... so s'all good.

Anyways... since I'm InternetAccessable again I just hit the Blogoshpere, and I gotta buttload of shit4u. Stay Up.

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